Spam wisdom

Here are a few insightful lines by comment spammers. Why do I always get the impression they are really underpaid highschool English teachers?

In the consciousness of the truth he has perceived, man now sees everywhere only the awfulness or the absurdity

I lay it down as a fact that if all men knew what others say of them, there would not be four friends in the world.

The total absence of humour from the Bible is one of the most singular things in all literature.

Beautiful, simply beautiful. I especially like the last one. Hey, why don’t you chime in on my discussion with one Peter Ould in the comments of that one posting? That would be fun indeed!