Have you ever wondered why Ricky Martin kept singing

Shampoo, shampoo you down.

in his hit-single “Livin’ la vida loca”? Or why he’s stating that

Her lips are deviled eggs.

Well, then you have to visit KissThisGuy, an unbeatable repository of misunderstood song lyrics. I for one am just now ploughing through songs from my childhood, trying to find out where I went wrong.