How come it’s always the birthday entries that make me want to write my wittiest entries? Maybe because I feel that yet another year has gone by without me being voted Funniest Man Of The Year? Or because I still haven’t been chosen to host the Oscars?
Whatever it is, please make it stop. I don’t want to be witty on my birthday. I just want to grow old with dignity.
PS: Count the holes. Yes, exactly 26 candles. How’s that for a birthday cake?