A bargain is a bargain

October 07, 2004

Who would’ve thought, but today I purchased five pairs of socks for the unbeatable price of 3,50 €. Now, you may be saying: Hey, that probably is not a lot of money, but those socks surely stink, and you won’t be able to wear them more than once, because after washing them once, they’ll either be the size of a mouse’s toe or they’ll have faded away to virtually nothing. Well, that’s what you’ll probably say. And my answer will be: Listen, wiseass, I checked those socks before I bought them. They look solid, they are 100% cotton, so they won’t shrink, and even if they did, I wouldn’t care, because a bargain is a bargain.
So, as you can see, arguing with me can be tough at times.