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Spam Poem of the Week

I’ve received a lot of spam over the years, but this one came equipped with an unbelievable poem. How the hell do they randomly produce masterpieces like that?

To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sidesroberto keep her smiling all day longastride
Slave i’ll bear you hence sirrah saucy fellowcorrosion buddy, get with ittwitchI have spoke with one gender of herbs or distract it with my power work without itfecund is she happy with itneuroanatomy
You call that a ham sandwich? Take it away at once!breathy no more limp onescherubim
Enter an old tear that is the monkey’s own giving out she is young and rose-lipp’d cherubin– ay there look grim as hellbell rock her worldinconceivable
Enter an old tear that is the monkey’s own giving out she is young and rose-lipp’d cherubin– ay there look grim as hellgleason stand firmprefecture
To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sidescontroversial