Now that May is finally there, and all the strange things that happen around here, like global warming, have realized a sun-fetishist’s wet dream and made yesterday the hottest day on earth, sitting in a park is the greatest joy of every human being. And whilst sitting in a park, I realized that even parklife would be nothing without cigarettes…so today I honor any reasonable person’s best friends…cigarettes and lighter. Please note the lighter reflecting sunbeams which are approximately 10,000 degrees hot.