Well, as you can easily take from the title, I openly criticize how our society uses Easter to feed it’s hunger for consumerism. Candy has become more important than the wonderful story about some guy a few thousand years ago who allegedly rose from the dead and scared the shit out of his clique. Hmm, actually society is right. Who the hell cares about zombies if you can’t eat them or at least sell them. I’ll take back my criticism and propose now that everyone eat as much candy as possible, until they either puke or burst…that’s what I’m gonna do…I’m going to eat that upturned sugar-chick, or goose or whatever this is supposed to be.