Cat's piano

I’m still 3000 words short for today, and our neighbour is hitting her piano like a mad-woman. Quite obviously she doesn’t have a TV, because if she did, she wouldn’t kill time by testing out every single existing cacophony. Please, if you have a heart, donate some money so I can buy her fucking TV.

Edit: In case you’re as sharp as val, you’ll have noticed a missing “a” between “her” and “fucking”. This of course distorts the meaning, that’s why I’ve decided to do this humbling little edit of my post. Now go and forget about it!