Tag Archive for 'writing'

Oh Please! Not another list on how to be a bad blogger

Now, I know that Digg, Reddit and all the other fun sites that let you post and rate links thrive on postings that are presented in lists. And rightly so! When you’re in a hurry, or don’t feel like reading something properly or simply just want to the gist of it, a list is what you need. And, most importantly, they’ll tell you exactly what you have to do, feel or think.

Latest example: Leo Babauter’s list titled: Mistakes That Could Be Killing Your Blog.

Great title, I bet that alone managed to get a majority of his readers all hot and bothered when it appeared in their feedreaders. So, what’s it say, you ask? Well, there’s one item called “Less-than-useful posts”. Quote:

You want useful posts, and you want them fast. Bloggers should have lots of posts packed with useful information, and they should be on the front page so the reader doesn’t have to look for them. If your front page displays the 5 most recent posts, and they’re all updates about a competiton or a new product you’re selling or a contest on another blog … well, the reader will leave rather than having to wade through 10 non-useful posts just to find one useful post.

Ah, I remember the day when blogging was a fun activity, something you did because you liked to write, liked to exchange ideas or just loved being the creator of your own little universe.

For Leo Babauta, and I’m using his name now mainly as pars pro toto for the whole of the marketing, PR and corporate blog world, blogging is about creating value, making money and advancing yourself. Which are not bad things per se, but writing lists detailing how you are failing your mission of becoming the world’s most prolific writer because you’re writing about the stuff you’re interested in, is (that “is” pertains to “bad”, in case you’re wondering. Writing in English when in fact you’ve been trained in German means longer sentences and less comprehension).

Now, not all of Babauta’s points are without merit. There are those that tell you not to have pop-ups, too many ads or a whole lot of clutter on your site. While these are still up to whoever created the site, they are valid points. But please, do I need a 10-point list to realize that pop-ups and ads can annoy the shit out of my readers?

Unfortunately I’ll have to go and mix my Martinis now, but you’re of course invited to roam my site and pick out the most uninformative, boring posts and then write snarky comments about why I’ve got about 2 readers a day while someone like Babauta is raking in the cash with lists your grandma without access to a device more elaborate than a blow-dryer could write.

We all tell stories

WeTellStories is just fantastic, and warrants an entry here (as opposed to my tumblelog, where stray links usually end up). I’m now quoting liberally from a quote at BoinBoing, whence I got this link in the first place:

I’m the lead designer for We Tell Stories - it’s a website created for Penguin, in which six authors are telling six stories in ways that are completely original to the web.

Our first story, The 21 Steps (a homage to The 39 Steps) was told over Google Maps; another was written live and displayed in real-time, in five hour-long installments, by Nicci Gerrard and Sean French. This week’s was by Matt Mason (’The Pirate’s Dilemma’) and Nicholas Felton (’Felton Personal Annual Report’), and they created an infographic snapshot of teen life and the new media world.

I had a quick look at the first story, the one with the maps, and it looks like it’s jolly good fun to read. I will go back there when I have more time on my hands, and you should too.

This of course is only a blatant rip-off of the Messages from the Lost Continent, the story written in real-time on a weblog and then turned into a book, which, as diligent readers of this blog of course know, I co-wrote under the guidance of Horst, the speaking aardvark.

So if you wanna talk innovation, the Messages tell the story first.

Extra, extra, read all about it!

As of yesterday, I’m the new (and first) web2.0 columnist for Austrian (German-speaking) online weekly CHiLLi.cc. I’ll do my best to bring all the greatness of webbased service glory to the masses. The column is named “Web und Wir”, meaning not much else than “web and us”, with a misspelling thrown in for good measure and individuality.

Check out my first, therefore only text to date, here.

And visit next Tuesday, when I’ll be telling all about the wonderful world of online bookmarking.

In which I write about missed opportunities and an unintended hiatus

I’ve learned that descriptive titles draw people to blog postings. Actually, I’ve learned that cryptic titles do the same, so it’s a collision of paradigms. Anyway, there are people who will ignore this posting, and there are those who just won’t be able to resist. And that’s that.

I’m returning from my unintended two-week hiatus with the happy news that I’m once again back in fair Vienna, and that I’ve just missed my one and only chance of seeing my bank account display actual credit. The translation-job company people transferred my final payment five days ago. I had expected them to transfer at the end of the month, so I didn’t check my bank account. I did today, and even though the numbers are at the wrong side of zero, I was happy to see that they actually had been on the correct side for about a day.

I had missed that day, and today I’m once again the proud owner of nothing, or rather, minus nothing. Which leads me to that one fateful question: If I was out of debt for a day, but I didn’t see it, was I really?




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