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Oh Please! Not another list on how to be a bad blogger

Now, I know that Digg, Reddit and all the other fun sites that let you post and rate links thrive on postings that are presented in lists. And rightly so! When you’re in a hurry, or don’t feel like reading something properly or simply just want to the gist of it, a list is what you need. And, most importantly, they’ll tell you exactly what you have to do, feel or think.

Latest example: Leo Babauter’s list titled: Mistakes That Could Be Killing Your Blog.

Great title, I bet that alone managed to get a majority of his readers all hot and bothered when it appeared in their feedreaders. So, what’s it say, you ask? Well, there’s one item called “Less-than-useful posts”. Quote:

You want useful posts, and you want them fast. Bloggers should have lots of posts packed with useful information, and they should be on the front page so the reader doesn’t have to look for them. If your front page displays the 5 most recent posts, and they’re all updates about a competiton or a new product you’re selling or a contest on another blog … well, the reader will leave rather than having to wade through 10 non-useful posts just to find one useful post.

Ah, I remember the day when blogging was a fun activity, something you did because you liked to write, liked to exchange ideas or just loved being the creator of your own little universe.

For Leo Babauta, and I’m using his name now mainly as pars pro toto for the whole of the marketing, PR and corporate blog world, blogging is about creating value, making money and advancing yourself. Which are not bad things per se, but writing lists detailing how you are failing your mission of becoming the world’s most prolific writer because you’re writing about the stuff you’re interested in, is (that “is” pertains to “bad”, in case you’re wondering. Writing in English when in fact you’ve been trained in German means longer sentences and less comprehension).

Now, not all of Babauta’s points are without merit. There are those that tell you not to have pop-ups, too many ads or a whole lot of clutter on your site. While these are still up to whoever created the site, they are valid points. But please, do I need a 10-point list to realize that pop-ups and ads can annoy the shit out of my readers?

Unfortunately I’ll have to go and mix my Martinis now, but you’re of course invited to roam my site and pick out the most uninformative, boring posts and then write snarky comments about why I’ve got about 2 readers a day while someone like Babauta is raking in the cash with lists your grandma without access to a device more elaborate than a blow-dryer could write.

A round-trip through 2006

Well, here it is. The inevitable round-up of this year’s ups and downs, of the things I wrote and thought about. Well, actually just wrote, because as you might have noticed, thought is rarely an ingredient in my little entries on this very blog. So, let’s get it started:

On the 19th of January I wrote about my first success in trying to fulfill the Starbucks Challenge. The project is still alive and kicking, and Starbucks is still an evil overlord.

In February I uncovered a scandal of gargantuan size, namely the waterless urinals at Vienna University’s main building. Why scandalous, you ask? Well, they smell, even though they’re not supposed to!

In March Stanislaw Lem died. In case you’ve been living under a rock for the last 40 years, or if you just don’t read science fiction, he was a great writer and namesake for my pseudonym in a then still pseudonym-friendly Internet. In 2006, I ditched my pseudonym and started using my real name on here and for all the services I use on the web, and surprisingly, I have not been stalked yet. I think.

In April Google finally released their Calendar application, and even though I’d been waiting for it, I still forget to write down my dates. The end of April gave unto the world 10,000 Days, and it ended up being the only CD I bought this year.

In May I decided to split this very blog in two, creating a separate blog for all the entries about tech stuff. It was mainly an attempt to save the readers who are only interested in my day-to-day shenanigans the boredom of entries about over-hyped Web 2.0 services. And vice versa. In retrospect I can say that it totally demolished my reader numbers, and all the credibility I had built up with my pal PageRank disappeared overnight. Oh, and I think I should have put that one up on the tech blog.

June saw a five-day trip to Carinthia with a group from university, in an attempt to visit just about every single church of this part of Austria in order to find every trace of the Middle Ages still remaining there. Even though it was hot and my secular mind sometimes wanted to explode, I loved it.

At the end of July my loverly girlfriend and I went on a trip to the Normandy, and even though it was just one week, it was the definite highlight of the summer. Check the Travel section of this blog for some coverage of the trip.

Most of August I spent translating gibberish.

In September I returned to Vienna to resume the old studying. And, well, I really didn’t write about much. Even though I’d love to present a memorable entry, I really can’t. Let’s just move on and forget about this garish chapter.

In November I witnessed the concert of the year, not only because it was the only one I went to this year. And I was angry.

And well, here we are, it’s the end of December. I’m still not sure about my thesis’ final topic, Austria has no elected government and the one the Iraqi people have just publicly killed their former dictator. Can’t wait for 2007!

Have a happy new year!




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