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Waiting for Tosca

Being the culture vultures that my girlfriend and I undoubtedly are, we decided to check out the release performance of Tosca’s new studioalbum “No Hassle”. Within the framework of the Vienna City Fest, the concert was scheduled to be played in a church. And it was free. But as it is the case so often with things that cost no money, they take a toll on other things. Namely people’s precious time and patience.

I won’t go into details, but there are a few things to note:

    People who invite all their friends to queue with them, instead of going to the back of the line, are assholes. Sorry, but there’s just no other way to say it.
    People in queues tend to talk so much crap, I was somewhat sorry I don’t usually bring earplugs to concerts.
    Churches look big from the outside, but I guess all that shit like altars, candles and whatnot take up a lot of space, so in fact, only a very limited number of people actually go into a church.

So no, even though we queued for more than 45 minutes, we weren’t even near getting in. And we were probably in the first half of the line.

Things did get a bit unruly once the nice lady with the tickets walked past the people in line yelling that the church was full. I snapped a few pictures of the mob demanding entry, and somehow felt a bit thrown back in time. You know, when there was still an active interest in churches. I shot a little movie, but with my movie-shooting skills, it turned out like shit, so here’s just two pictures:
The mob is enraged

The mob, ghostly

Beware of the mob formed by electronica-afficionados denied their god-given right (ha!) to listen to a free ambient performance!

Even though we didn’t get to hear the new album, I still think it was a moderately fun thing to do on a Friday night. From a sociological perspective, it was a hoot.

My very own font!

Hello dear and faithful readers! It’s been a while but I’m back with fantastic news. Now, you’ve seen the words typed out by myself on here often enough, but I’m sure you were always thinking that it’s just a tad impersonal. No real handwriting and stuff. Right?

Well, even if you didn’t, I don’t care. Because I’ve just created my very own personal handwriting font. Check it out!

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Now isn’t that the proverbial shit? Of course, when it comes to designing, meaning doing stuff with graphics that go beyond cropping (and even that tends to pose serious problems sometimes), I’m absolutely hopeless. So the good people at YourFonts.com simply helped me with creating my own fonts. How? They did all the fucking work, that’s how. Go and make your own now. Go!

Save the words, or How I adopted magophony

Ever heard of “divinipotent”, “exlineal” or “famigerate”? Well, neither have I. Until today, when I was made aware of Save the Words. Created by Oxford Press, the site displays a number of words so unknown, they might even go extinct. If you find a word you like, you register and adopt it. It is then your duty to start using that word as often as possible, in order to keep it from dying.

I of course registered and adopted the word “magophony”, which describes “the slaying of priests or magi”. Apt choice in these times of clerical turmoil, I might add.

I even received a certificate (which contains a grammatical error):

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As a bonus, you can buy a t-shirt with your new adopted word printed right on it. So, don’t be an aquabib and start adopting now!

Globalization, bad practices and all that

Ever since seeing Jean Ziegler in “We feed the world”, I’ve been something of an admirer. Tonight he’ll be appearing on Austrian TV in a discussion on globalization, corporate practices and of course the financial crisis. (#)

Another one of the participants will be one Klaus Werner-Lobo, who’s recently written a book about above mentioned corporate practices called “Uns gehört die Welt” (The world belongs to us). Now, I’ve read Naomi Klein’s “No Logo”, so I’m not sure whether there’s a whole lot left that could surprise me regarding that topic, but I’d be interested to find out.

And as Helge writes in his entry on the subject, there’s a chance I’ll get a volume directly from the publisher, if I’m quick enough, that is.

See, that’s how conscious I am of the topic, I won’t even BUY a book that deals with buying.

Update: Woohoo, I won!

Oh Please! Not another list on how to be a bad blogger

Now, I know that Digg, Reddit and all the other fun sites that let you post and rate links thrive on postings that are presented in lists. And rightly so! When you’re in a hurry, or don’t feel like reading something properly or simply just want to the gist of it, a list is what you need. And, most importantly, they’ll tell you exactly what you have to do, feel or think.

Latest example: Leo Babauter’s list titled: Mistakes That Could Be Killing Your Blog.

Great title, I bet that alone managed to get a majority of his readers all hot and bothered when it appeared in their feedreaders. So, what’s it say, you ask? Well, there’s one item called “Less-than-useful posts”. Quote:

You want useful posts, and you want them fast. Bloggers should have lots of posts packed with useful information, and they should be on the front page so the reader doesn’t have to look for them. If your front page displays the 5 most recent posts, and they’re all updates about a competiton or a new product you’re selling or a contest on another blog … well, the reader will leave rather than having to wade through 10 non-useful posts just to find one useful post.

Ah, I remember the day when blogging was a fun activity, something you did because you liked to write, liked to exchange ideas or just loved being the creator of your own little universe.

For Leo Babauta, and I’m using his name now mainly as pars pro toto for the whole of the marketing, PR and corporate blog world, blogging is about creating value, making money and advancing yourself. Which are not bad things per se, but writing lists detailing how you are failing your mission of becoming the world’s most prolific writer because you’re writing about the stuff you’re interested in, is (that “is” pertains to “bad”, in case you’re wondering. Writing in English when in fact you’ve been trained in German means longer sentences and less comprehension).

Now, not all of Babauta’s points are without merit. There are those that tell you not to have pop-ups, too many ads or a whole lot of clutter on your site. While these are still up to whoever created the site, they are valid points. But please, do I need a 10-point list to realize that pop-ups and ads can annoy the shit out of my readers?

Unfortunately I’ll have to go and mix my Martinis now, but you’re of course invited to roam my site and pick out the most uninformative, boring posts and then write snarky comments about why I’ve got about 2 readers a day while someone like Babauta is raking in the cash with lists your grandma without access to a device more elaborate than a blow-dryer could write.




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