I could write a long post about why this is ridiculous, but it’d be just too damn easy. Too fucking easy, actually.
Just a note: having major news outlets release stories about the alleged offensiveness of the web on the basis of a report by a company that thrives on that very offensiveness is, well, not much better than reprinting press releases.
The more avid readers of this website may have noticed a scandalous lack of postings lately. And if there were postings, they were uninspired regurgitations of images, links or, well, nothing much at all.
This has to change. But in order to change it, I first have to find out the reasons for this change in pace.
Thanks to my tremendous introspective skills, I have of course already spotted the culprit: distraction! These days, everything is distracting me:
I’m distracted by things like Twitter, the service that just doesn’t want you to shut up.
I’m distracted by my camera and Flickr, because all they want is for me to shoot photos and upload them for all the world to see.
I’m distracted by the thousands of items Google Reader pushes at me each day, expecting me to go through them at once, lest I want that dreaded ‘100+’ next to the feed, indicating in a shameful way that there are people out there who write things faster than I could ever read them.
I’m distracted by my computer-mouse, because it keeps clicking me through all the above mentioned services, and I keep ending up at places like this, watching people declare their lucid views in professionally produced amateur videos.
And finally I’m distracted by the fact that I’ve forgotten how to end blog posts. That one witty line, that bonmot, that final question that will linger on your mind for the remainders of your day, I just don’t know how to do it anymore.
But it’s all going to change, because I
(succumb to cheap thrills.)

That’s the advantage of having to walk from one godforsaken village to the other, you’ve got plenty of photo ops. Too bad all I had was my cameraphone.

That’s one immediate effect of good tipping behaviour: you get stuff for free.
Actually, it was the first time today that I paid more for my Doner Kebap than I had to. Turns out they must have been waiting for it.
By the way, the “legendary taste” advertised on the can really is kind of good. Even though I don’t know exactly what legend they are talking about, I do feel they have a point.

In an effort to actually eat all the food I took home from the Easter vacation, I recently devoured the equivalent of about half a cow and two whole pigs during the 25 minutes of one Simpsons episode.
It gets hardly better than that.
PS: I just noticed I didn’t have a category for “Food” until now. What gives?
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