If I had had to visualize my mood during most of the day today, it would have looked like that:

Why would my mood have looked like a makeshift ashtray? Because I was trying to get a printer shared over our small network, expecting it to be a piece of cake. Unfortunately, it was not. For fuck’s sake. Oh well, I was in the worst of moods, until that thing people commonly refer to as my genius kicked in. I finally solved the plethora of problems, and if I had to visualize my mood now, it would look like that:

Mmm, delicious.
By the way, I’ve been smokeless for about 8 weeks now, and I’m pretty sure that today I’d have smoked a goddamn carton. Thanks to that irresistible combination of willpower and avarice I’ve saved a shitload of money today. I’m the greatest.
PS: All the tags below (except the “category” tags) were suggested by Tagyu. Why argue?

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hahahahaha!!
Hahaha indeed.
don`t give me such a fright…what a horrible foto for non-smokers - what a relief to see the second picture - I`m really proud of you!!!
where did you find this second photo? It’s such an abundance of fruit, it almost makes you dizzy…
Actually, both are from my trip to the states…that’s a real ashtray and real deliciousness!
and unfortunately, in the states, the former is more prevalent than the latter.