Monthly Archive for October, 2004Page 3 of 9

Accident prone

That intersection in our street really is a great place for accidents. A DHL van just took off half of another car’s bumper. Never boring here, never boring.

Why cell-phones are not for everyone

It’s always amazing how people react to their own cell-phones. Sitting in one or the other public transport, you’ll always find the “surprised phone-owner”. Now, I get phone calls on a regular basis, somewhere between one and two per week. When I get a call, I answer it, because I know that I have a cell-phone. For the “surprised phone-owner”, that is not the case. When their phone starts ringing, most of the time a bit muffled because it’s somewhere deep inside their bag, they wait for ten seconds before starting to rummage through the bag to retrieve it. The ring tone, which most of the time is a super-mario type intonation of a Top10 hit, gets louder, already turning heads. But instead of answering, “the surprised phone-owner” starts staring at the display, probably trying to figure out what all those flashing lights and the black bars criss-crossing the display of that blaring little box are supposed to be. Then, another ten seconds later, “the surprised phone owner” tentatively pushes a button and hesitantly puts the phone to an ear.

Helloooo?

With so much surprise in their voice, you’d think they’d just realized that yes, this is a phone. It rings, you answer, you speak. Why the hell is it so difficult for people to understand that when you buy a cell-phone and give people your number, that the phone will actually ring from time to time. It’s beyond me.

Random URLs

Before I go to watch ‘The Simpsons’, here’s a quick list of web-addresses I collected on my way to and fro a seminar:

* www.globalart.at An artist, the URL(Uniform Resource Locator) was plastered on the back-window of a car.
* www.computacenter.at A UK-based Internet service provider. Strange name…was computercenter.at already gone or what?
* www.essence.at Another graphics and communication company. Their splash screen told me I need Internet Explorer and a flash-plugin. NEXT(Not an acronym, but someone obviously thinks it is)!
* www.mbe.at Some kind of private mail service, with loads of franchises all over the world.
* www.perikles-bestattung.at My favourite, an undertaker. With an online-shop. Haha, just kidding. No online-shop. But a tasteful, simple page. Just what I’d expect from my undertaker.
* www.softub.at Don’t care to look that up. Do it for me and tell me what it is…in the goddamn comments. [edit: Looked it up...nothing spectacular really, just a bunch of, you guessed it, hot-tubs.]
[edit nr2.: In fact, it's not just hot-tubs, it's, like the URL(Uniform Resource Locator) says, soft hot-tubs, which makes them special, I guess.]

Country of lost things

Lost cart...or cunning trap?
During my video-return walk, which already powered the lost supper, I also noticed that someone had obviously lost their shopping cart on the banks of the Danube-canal, which flows right where I live. Now, for you and me, this cart is just another thrown away cart, but for a man who goes by the name of Jorgo, this would make for even another great German TV movie. I of course already know what the movie would be about, but this time, I want you to tell me. Comment what you think is the background behind this discarded cart. A trap? A homeless murdered by monster-trouts? Or maybe the cart is just a baby-cart, waiting to be picked up by its giant, blood-hungry mother-cart? You tell me!

WP update

I just updated my WordPress installation…until now, everything seems to be working fine. Hope it stays that way!




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